June 2011
Me in a zombie apocalypse:
fuck-yeah-tumblrs-best-posts:
Expectation:
Reality:
Submitted by imjustthatsmart
Went to the Dentist today and....
soo im talking to my dentist, and his wife is about to have a baby
And i go oh if its a boy you should name it Thomas
And he goes no i always thought that name kinda sucked and is to common
so i was automatically thinking you should go fuck yourself
But then i realized his name is Richard
So a “Dick” is telling me my name sucks
Yeah okay buddy
“Whatever you are, be a good one.”
-Abraham Lincoln
May 2011
"Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse...
-my old man
"Kangaroos can't jump backwards, that wasn't...
- Daniel Tosh
Justin Bieber got tatted before me.
I fail at life.
"Mdw=Miscellaneous Dead Whales," - Dom Mazzetti
:P
Anonymous asked: Sorry to hear about the whole friends issue
If it's any comfort, I'd love to get to know you
If it's any comfort, I'd love to get to know you
Nap Time :D
msakeba:
Wouldn't it be nice
I often ask my friends how their day went,
what there plans are for the weekend
I often text people hey what you doing
I love having conversations with people
because i generally care about what they have to say
But i can’t remember the last time someone texted me hey what you doing
it would just be nice to know that someone would want to talk me about my day
Instead of me having...
